tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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comicshans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

I have waited my entire fucking life for this audiopost

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herspanic:

girls just wanna have fun

herspanic:

girls just wanna have fun

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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fightblr:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

That comment

fightblr:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

That comment

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nudesque:

hxney:

mikerowsoft:

smoek weed err day

me

this is my favorite picture still

nudesque:

hxney:

mikerowsoft:

smoek weed err day

me

this is my favorite picture still

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forever-a-fighter:

fuck-yeah-fitness:

lightandfit23:

fightforthebody:

Yep. I grew just like everyone else (believe it or not)! 

Stretch marks are not a bad thing - they are just from growing! Your limbs, weight, anything. They are nothing to be ashamed of 

stretch marks? you mean tiger stripes? 

^ tiger stripes ftw

forever-a-fighter:

fuck-yeah-fitness:

lightandfit23:

fightforthebody:

Yep. I grew just like everyone else (believe it or not)! 

Stretch marks are not a bad thing - they are just from growing! Your limbs, weight, anything. They are nothing to be ashamed of 

stretch marks? you mean tiger stripes? 

^ tiger stripes ftw

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kris0ten:

thearetical:

Death Buy Lemonade

too cute

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